Description
by Kersten Campbell
In Confessions of a Completely In*sane Mother, humorist Kersten Campbell expertly writes on the escapades of daily life that any woman can relate to. With subjects ranging from zucchini crime to selling rocks to the neighbors, this book is sure to please any mother who is overwhelmed, tired, frustrated, bored, or ultimately happy.Overwhelmed? Stressed? Discouraged? You need the therapy that is in this book! Discover the power of laughter, perspective, and love when you read how one family works together to overcome their humorous daily problems. Welcome to the world of Kersten Campbell! She’s a mother of 5 children, a devoted wife, and an extremely exhausted homemaker. As she strives to have sanity in her crazy household, she infuses her humor into every situation that she comes up against. Whether it’s her two-year-old creating a mushroom cloud of powdered milk in the kitchen or trying to sleep in a tent with five children on a campout, she works with her family to overcome their problems and find laughter in all situations. Mothers and grandmothers everywhere will find therapy and comfort through the humor of these hilarious escapades.
Chapters include:
- Rock and Roll
- Booby-Trapped!
- Zen and the Art of Zucchini
- Alice in Mormonland
- Family Scriptures: Aaah, the Memories
- Quick Trick Kid Stack
- The Secret Life of Wives
- Gossip and the Lazy Laundress
- Stick ‘em Up
- Hopes and Schemes
- Home Alone
- The Church Bag
- The Best Birthday Present Ever!
- New Year’s Resolution
- The Golden Age
- Sloppy Halloween
- Sock It to ‘Em
- I’m Tied Up in Knots
- One Heck of a Haircut
- Shop ‘Til You Drop
- The Best Intentions
- Attack of the Dust Mites
- Camping Adventures
- Germ-o-phobia
- Oops, I Lost the Baby
- The Dog Days of Summer
- The Roly-poly Wars
- Morning Bells Are Ringing
- Sew What?
- Older but Dimmer
- Recycle Mania
- How to Prepare For a Talk
- Sunbeam Sundae
- Desperate Measures
4” x 6” hardback
132 pages