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by Kersten Campbell

In Confessions of a Completely In*sane Mother, humorist Kersten Campbell expertly writes on the escapades of daily life that any woman can relate to. With subjects ranging from zucchini crime to selling rocks to the neighbors, this book is sure to please any mother who is overwhelmed, tired, frustrated, bored, or ultimately happy.Overwhelmed? Stressed? Discouraged? You need the therapy that is in this book! Discover the power of laughter, perspective, and love when you read how one family works together to overcome their humorous daily problems. Welcome to the world of Kersten Campbell! She’s a mother of 5 children, a devoted wife, and an extremely exhausted homemaker. As she strives to have sanity in her crazy household, she infuses her humor into every situation that she comes up against. Whether it’s her two-year-old creating a mushroom cloud of powdered milk in the kitchen or trying to sleep in a tent with five children on a campout, she works with her family to overcome their problems and find laughter in all situations. Mothers and grandmothers everywhere will find therapy and comfort through the humor of these hilarious escapades.

Chapters include:

1. Rock and Roll
2. Booby-Trapped!
3. Zen and the Art of Zucchini
4. Alice in Mormonland
5. Family Scriptures: Aaah, the Memories
6. Quick Trick Kid Stack
7. The Secret Life of Wives
8. Gossip and the Lazy Laundress
9. Stick ‘em Up
10. Hopes and Schemes
11. Home Alone
12. The Church Bag
13. The Best Birthday Present Ever!
14. New Year’s Resolution
15. The Golden Age
16. Sloppy Halloween
17. Sock It to ‘Em
18. I’m Tied Up in Knots
19. One Heck of a Haircut
20. Shop ‘Til You Drop
21. The Best Intentions
22. Attack of the Dust Mites
23. Camping Adventures
24. Germ-o-phobia
25. Oops, I Lost the Baby
26. The Dog Days of Summer
27. The Roly-poly Wars
28. Morning Bells Are Ringing
29. Sew What?
30. Older but Dimmer
31. Recycle Mania
32. How to Prepare For a Talk
33. Sunbeam Sundae
34. Desperate Measures

4” x 6” hardback

132 pages